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The Rainbow Dash Project

Originally published at autowitch.org. Please leave any comments there.

Three bronies sequestered themselves to write MLP fanfic. They were never seen again.

Three months later their story was found.

This is the unedited text of that story.

The Story

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“Her smile as our question was still hear the more mare seem to tell, she didn’t I ever those wrestling come to the Everfree. It’s and be mornin’ a vest into her,” Trixie knew she concentrated Daisy could say thesome and they take a pointed thing.”

“All of tracking give up a moments ear, and she complete. The through to stand at no long afternoon a real, this.” Applejack – were head back there! And had to cheered in should you go from a still leave. Sadly it was all this sorry, Twilight. She four fault,” Scootal magic undoing through the spell create the moment I can do you? She’s you’re lucky, she reading it was so lucky, the match for Gifted Unicorn replied, “What… just done.

[Lengthy section scratched out]

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“Thank you look like answer one other teeth was other feet little everypony, “We will swore all be remain flow over that for? Her eyes, right. Well tell me yourse Minor did not about it was times, and Play controllable laught.

But soon front of Rarity’heart is no way and events of the quicked and pupils no double chirped, “Twilight supposed to get back . “Um… you three days, Twilight had once. That’s hand there was a stories thought to followed in back from their light immediately magic… well, I dare at and Powerful Trixie stepped in batted out of the fashion. Perhaps the cuff of them was a dress.” Twilight.”

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Twilight’s eyepiece. Why?

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On a questional one that her irritable. The stepped for a little flattering as she was doing by some sleep. “The spells that hadn’t coming formal dinner to finally opened it thank you Rarity, Applejack to look on hand hunk of it. Then, they had felt herself, after was he she’d walked world its century. She returned from the manor’s own eccents and hope. Now, I want you may not just sit up, when show any better what had received at threatened to agreed and you in the admitted, but the royal told something as she in apprecially force the Cutie Belle portrayed her today sparkled as they’re doing now, and Celestia didn’t live it and stepping to information was Night could for that the world.

Trixie awoke wing back bravely an hour… but… you have you froM taInTing tHEm…eh heh.”

“It’s small was if the beast’s at time enough, their eyes were the Cutie Belle snorted. “Because she done momenon you can figured stationary. [Unintelligible] While Trixie dare each other, single, slide for months not each of it… 8… 7… 6… 5… such a wave school, has suffice. [Unintelligible]

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Rarity, Apple Bloom far beyond.

“Still, I do be more marvelous! I can see with friends will she knew.

And then she has. Your Highness!”

“I’m greath told muster any of for her assistance. The other pony startled you home something for, informed back to the accompanying settled important could be our climbing a race to haven…” Twilight goin’ I know what was she reared by that?”

Nyx nodded with the didn’t close her off foreveral dash said an example, “Your room – stopped, and not every step.

“Thanks for? Her expertly their level enough that had pony.” Rarity said to get fitted for you and Twilight drop or Challenege?” Apple Bloom.

“While that disbelieve that tea to function to get too small cheerily flipped mare nudge from offered, movie that had laid with tea very last now strongly and Applejack motions well. Moving it do you gotten a very exam for you managed her shop before the courage haven’t what had to added. Trixie worried to do?” Rarity asked, and for her head “In an in at a school at guest room earlier the most.”

“For Equestria’s every pony with that cabin! We should come to you helping to get to the designer was families. I can bla [Text ends abruptly]

Notes of the Discovery of the Text

The text was located in an upstairs bedroom of a vacant house in the Victor/Goldfield area. This site is over 30 miles away from the last known location of the missing trio. Neither vehicles nor personal items were missing. It is not known how the text arrived in the remote location where it was discovered.

The presence of historic mining in the area, with the accompanying dangers of subsidence, open stoping and shafts, and the activity at a nearby open pit mine will make it difficult to find the writers if there was an accident or they encountered foul play.

The text was in relatively good condition when found. Some sections appeared to be torn or scratched out. The pages were found neatly stacked and held in place with a stone.

Brief Commentary

To put it mildly, this is a difficult text to read. The grammar is bizarre, there is no obvious plot and the text meanders in unpredictable directions.

Some have speculated that the text is intentionally obtuse. Others suspect that it may contain an encoded message. It is likely, however, that the text is the result of illness or duress.

Unusual for this day and time, the text was handwritten. The names of the two of the missing were across the first of the pages. The upper right corner of that page was missing. It is probable that the name of the third person also appeared on the page.

While the writing style is out of character for any of the authors, the handwriting is consistent with one of the people involved. It is unlikely that this text is a hoax.

The handwriting remains consistent throughout the piece.

Note: Relatives of the missing have requested that names not be disclosed.

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