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Post Rapture Wrap Up

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I (with quite a bit of help from people world wide) have been able to get a final tally of exactly who was raptured. Here is the final list.

  • Hill, Warren
  • Abreu, Ares
  • Ahmad, Thea
  • Alvarado, Elizabeth
  • Awet, Aziz
  • Baši?, Tomo
  • Bauerová, Eva
  • Beike, Dieter
  • Bergovec, Endrit
  • Berkley, Wendell
  • Billiot, Helen
  • Busch, Maik
  • Carson, Fern
  • ?ech, Zden?k
  • Challinor, Darcy
  • Chukwubuikem, Chiekwugo
  • Clément, Quennel
  • Conti, Erminia
  • Cormier, Guerin
  • Cornelius, Ricky
  • Dahlak, Girma
  • DeRose, Michelina
  • DeRose, Gildo
  • Eberhardt, Marina
  • Farmer, Ralph
  • Ferguson, Cameron
  • Focht, Irene
  • Foster, Evelyn
  • Frith, Lilly
  • Gorska, Leokadia
  • Goto, Ukito
  • Grabowski, Wiktor
  • Graves, Nieves
  • Hagos, Hamid
  • Harewood, Harold
  • Hargrove, Mindy
  • Herz, Daniel
  • Holm, Herbert
  • Holmes, Robert
  • Holmgren, Susanna
  • Hubert, Delina
  • Hugo, Renee
  • Jankovi?, Hrvoslav
  • Juhl, Gisela
  • Juriši?, Nediljka
  • Jurkovi?, Sanjin
  • Kemppainen, Helmi
  • Kertész, Klaudia
  • King, Krystian
  • Koku, Takehiro
  • Komárková, Radka
  • Kroeker, Stephen
  • Kun, Nikoletta
  • Kutz, Stephanie
  • Lerma, Edison
  • Lo Duca, Adalgiso
  • Maan, Kees
  • Macansh, Emma
  • Major, Willie
  • Manning, Josh
  • Martinez, Shelly
  • Mataln, Rozvita
  • Matthews, Sonya
  • Meyer, Mike
  • Moon, Andrew
  • Moore, Shirley
  • Myles, Jacqueline
  • Nebay, Hagosa
  • Nnabuife, Chinedum
  • Odonnell, Everett
  • Oneal, Rosa
  • Ontiveros, Ailén
  • Osborn, Sue
  • Palmer, Terry
  • Patrick, Nicholas
  • Pavi?i?, Dalibor
  • Péter, Bertuska
  • Phan, Ch?
  • Phillips, Mary
  • Posavec, Aleksandra
  • Powers, Trisha
  • Pranji?, Antonia
  • Pritchett, Anne
  • Quillen, Allison
  • Romppanen, Olga
  • Ross, Kendall
  • Ruelas, Laurindo
  • Saári, Katakin
  • Sakai, Komaki
  • Sárközi, Krisztina
  • Schilling, Claude
  • Schmitt, Kevin
  • Schuster, Emil
  • Shadid, Ma’ruf
  • Sigurlaugsson, Hallgrímur
  • Sigvaldadóttir, Lára
  • Soderquist, Roberto
  • Spencer, Jack
  • Stonor, Stella
  • Taylor, Margaret
  • Temesgen, Sebhat
  • Teodros, Kifle
  • Tri?u, Sáu
  • Trowbridge, Jennifer
  • Underhill, Helen
  • Wall, Louie
  • Warren, Judy
  • Williams, Michael
  • Workman, Michael
  • Worrall, Jaxon
  • ?????,??????
  • ??, ?
  • ??, ??
  • ???, ?
  • ??, ???
  • ??, ?
  • ?, ??

Percent of world population raptured: 0.000001727

If you are not on this list, well, I suppose God didn’t love you as much as you thought he did.

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